TIC TOC I WAS TAKING A WALK
(Sung to the tune of "Splish Splash I was taking a bath)
Tic toc I was taking a walk
late one Saturday night
Bing bang they saw the whole thing
I really must have looked a fright WELL I...
twitched to the left - then I jerked to the right - and I cussed out everything in sight
I was a-twitchen and a-shouten screamin and blasphemin jumpen and a-thumpen moven and disaproven WISHEN EVERYTHING WAS ALRIGHT Hay jay I heard a man say. Why are ya acten like that? Ding dong have ya got somthen wrong? Were ya in some kind of foreign combat? WELL I... twiched to the left - then I jerked to the right - tryen hard to be po lite. I said - you're boren and beploren annoyen and killjoyen schemen and demeanen graten and irritaten THAT WAS WHEN WE GOT INTO A FIGHT!!!
Tic toc I continued on my walk
hopen nothen else would go wrong
Hip hop I walked right passed a cop
I knew I couldn't shut my mouth for long WELL I... twiched to the left - then I jerked to the right - then I called the cop a morphodite!!! I called the cop this - and I called the cop that somehow I woke up in jail that night!!!
Next day I heard the judge say, "Why was ya a-acten that way?" I said, "Hay Jay, it's just my DNA" then very much to my dismay The judge twitched to the left - then he jerked to the right - then he cussed out everyone in sight!!! He said "Your free - you can flee - just go - and not too slow
THEN HE CALLED THE COP A MORPHODITE!!!