Saturday, October 14, 2017

The ABC of ADD

                                          The ABC of ADD

          As I was driving to the store
I passed my turn and then three more
          Realizing what I had done
I drove right by another one
         While turning around to head on back
I got lost inside a cul-de-sac
         Got there and found a parking spot
But I was in the wrong parking lot
        With my list in hand for groceries
I walked into the pharmacy
        Finally found the grocery store
and slammed into the exit door
       After watching me for quite a while
A clerk yelled "That ain't the laxative isle"
      Finally in line and soon to depart
Some lady snapped "You've got my cart!!!"

The checker said "That's twenty-two ten"
      Umm, I said, Whats the middle part again?
Driving home from the grocery store
       I passed my turn and then three more
Realizing what I had done
       I drove right by another one...

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Tic toc I was taken a walk

                                TIC TOC                                                         I WAS TAKING A WALK

               (Sung to the tune of "Splish Splash I was taking a bath)

Tic toc I was taking a walk
late one Saturday night
Bing bang they saw the whole thing
I really must have looked a fright                           WELL I...
twitched to the left - then I jerked to the right - and I cussed out everything in sight
I was a-twitchen and a-shouten                screamin and blasphemin                     jumpen and a-thumpen                            moven and disaproven                                                    WISHEN EVERYTHING WAS ALRIGHT                                                                                                                                                                    Hay jay I heard a man say. Why are ya acten like that?                                           Ding dong have ya got somthen wrong? Were ya in some kind of foreign combat?                                                                                   WELL I...                                 twiched to the left - then I jerked to the right - tryen hard to be po lite.                 I said - you're boren and beploren             annoyen and killjoyen                         schemen and demeanen                      graten and irritaten                                                             THAT WAS WHEN WE GOT INTO A FIGHT!!!

Tic toc I continued on my walk
hopen nothen else would go wrong
Hip hop I walked right passed a cop
I knew I couldn't shut my mouth for long                  WELL I...                                twiched to the left - then I jerked to the right - then I called the cop a morphodite!!!  I called the cop this - and I called the cop that        somehow I woke up in jail that night!!!

Next day I heard the judge say, "Why was ya a-acten that way?"                           I said, "Hay Jay, it's just my DNA"    then very much to my dismay                         The judge twitched to the left - then he jerked to the right - then he cussed out everyone in sight!!!          He said "Your free - you can flee - just go - and not too slow
                             THEN HE CALLED THE COP A MORPHODITE!!!                    

Friday, August 22, 2014

Oh the horrors!!!

No one will ever know how much hardship having TS has caused me. I don’t expect them to since that is not possible for people to do. However, it does not take a brain surgeon to realize that it is NOT something one would put on their Christmas listSmile Hay Santa, I want to jerk and cuss and beat my head against the wall for Christmas, PLEEAASE!!! NO, I don’t think so. In my 62years there are very few positive things that have come out of having it and only ONE thing that the health industry has provided to relieve symptoms, DEXADRINE! I suffered through HALDOL, TEGRATOL, and three others that I was allergic to. I have never actually told anyone what the allergic symptoms were but now that I am retired I am more willing to let my dignity hang out the window. The med’s gave me GIANT open soars on my genitals, my butt, and...does any more matter? The soars would be golf ball size and stayed open for months oozing puss so bad that I had to dress the area with thick gauze so my pants would not show big wet spots. Each time this happened it took over a year before the soar would be completely gone. Obviously I would not have a girl friend during these times and the incidents were numerous. The pain was excruciating!!! Using the rest room was beyond description as the soars went all the way to the inside got the picture. I'm sure readers are thinking "Social Decease" about now. Well, if it were I would have at least had fun getting it.I found a medication that worked with few side effects. That is no side effects one would expect from a medication. The side effect it had came from
a place I never expected. My peers!!! They began treating me like a junkie for using it.


Now the DEA is making it impossible to get. pharmacies act like they think I am going to hold them up if they let me know that they have enough to fill my script (many have actually told me this). Even my own friends and family treat me like a junkie. Well, I’ve had enough!!! I am going to start a campaign against the DEA and whoever else is making life hell for me because they are too STUPID to think of something better than punishing the good for what the bad do!!! I am going to Tweet, Twitter, Facebook, and email so much sh*tuff that they won’t be able to turn on a computer without having to deal with me. The only thing they can do is BLOCK me and I want you to think about that for a sec... if government agencies block me out then THEY CAN”T SPY ON ME!!! Loll hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah

That is my fantasy of the day. But hear me and hear me well!!! If I don't get my necessary medication I am going to...are you ready for this? If you are sensitive close your eyes while you read the next few lines. You can open them after you finish this paragraph. WHAT I AM GOING TO DO IS sleep. I'll have no motivation what so ever and go through withdraws. I have no idea what they are like but I am hoping to simply sleep through them. After that of course all of my TS symptoms will return and I will be worse of than ever.
At this point I wish I had never been diagnosed. I would find some place where I can work away from people and be able to let the symptoms go without getting hurt. Does such a job exist?

Now I want to hear some input about this and I'm not fooling around! I know that many of you are having the same problems so let's have it! Tell me your story about this problem or tell me about some other problem you are having. As a matter of fact I think I will start a complaint section where we can all go AND LET IT OUT! Look for it. I don't know where I can place it but it will be somewhere in this blog. 

Happy bitching to all of you. I can't wait to hear your stories:)

T R Fischer

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

Monday, September 24, 2012

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